New Wiener

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I need a bigger wiener, can you help me?" The doc says "As a matter of fact there is a new procedure where we use part of a baby elephantstrunk as an implant. It doesn’t hurt the elephant and it seems to work great."The guy has the operation the next week. A month later he is on a date with a beautiful young blond. His first date with his new wiener. They are having dinner at a fancy restaurant and making small talk when all of the sudden his wiener comes up from beneath the table and grabs a roll and disappears beneath the table.His date looks at him and says, "Gosh, can you do that again?" Embarrassed he says, "I probably could, but I don’t think my ass could handle another Biscuit